10 Reasons Why I Don't Want To Be Fat

I have been thinking about my fat and contemplating my situation for some time now. I have come up with a list. 10 Reasons I don't Want To Be Fat

1. When you are fat sex is not as much fun.

2. I can't paint my own toenails.

3. We already talked about grooming the nether regions.

4. Can't run without injury.

5. Being naked is no longer enjoyable (I used to love being naked)

6. I have to wear a bra (34b said I didn't have to if I didn't want too.)

7. When you act flirty with someone they look at you like you have 3 heads.

8. It's always hot.

9. I can't breathe, ever.

10. My face looks like Violet after she chewed the gum in Willy Wonka.